Wednesday, January 27, 2010

A Brief Announcement

This is what cats do all day. There is something wrong with this picture. Do you see that apricot colored one? He is a bloody little terror. Any takers? Anyone want a hyperactive overgrown kitten?
It is really disgusting the way they can keep a person up at night and then sleep so sweetly during the day. I am tempted to wake them up.* Laughs wickedly.*

This is a great motivator. I bless the inventor of the BOOM BOX.


When properly loaded and with appropriate volume levels, it is possible to generate physical activity from otherwise very sedentary persons. Involuntary motion is absolutely predictable. Sustained exposure will result in sudden outbursts of singing and gyrations of otherwise sedentary body parts.

With a BOOM BOX, it is possible to accomplish a simple task. One that requires simple short repetitive movements.
Move hand up, move hand down, move hand to pan, move back and forth, move hand to wall, and repeat.

It is amazing what singing Fat Bottomed Girls at the top of my lungs can do for me.
I might be a grandma but I am a rockin grandma, and I am not talking about chairs.

15 comments:

Twisted Fencepost said...

Great idea!
I'm not finished painting yet. I gotta get my boom box out!!

farmlady said...

Can I borrowed the boom box and the loud music. I need to paint my laundry room and it's not happening.

Mental P Mama said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Jeanie said...

A rockin' grandma with a paint roller in her hand is a good think to picture in my mind. I'll keep the boom box in mind the next time I have that kind of chore.

Tricia said...

I say, whatever it takes to get motivated to get the job done.
I just had to google the song to hear it. Too funny!

Linda at Lime in the Coconut! said...

Go Rockin' Grandma...GO!

Rosie_Kate said...

Oh yes! Music is the only way I ever get anything done around here!

Fifi Flowers said...

Ooooh la la cats do have FAB lives... don't they... le sigh!

Grandma Tillie's Bakery said...

Good to see you moving something! You had me a tad worried with the "growing roots on the couch" post.

noble pig said...

With music...you are in business!

Flea said...

Fat Bottomed Girls is my 12 year old son's favorite song. Rock on, Grandma!

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

You're pretty hip for a gramdma. I need lessons.

Debbie in CA : ) said...

: D

That's the Karen Deborah I know. Glad to have you back.

XO!

Chris H said...

I can hear that boom box from here chick! On to it... you rock.
I don't like cats... so nope, don't want your nasty annoying one!

Chris H said...

Offering me a cat is NOT going to get me visiting you, ya silly tart! LOL
But I do hope with all my heart that one day I can come over there and visit with you and several other gorgeous blogger friends!