Crazy Drivers

So just who is the worst anyway, a man or a woman? Considering this man's story---

A beautiful woman 

In a brand new pearl white

Cadillac Escalade  

Doing 70 mph

With her 

Face up next to her 

Rear view mirror  

Putting on her eyeliner. 
Just how did he see that?

I looked away 

for a couple seconds  ! 
Then returned to watch the lipstick, over those poofy lips.

And when I looked back she was 

Halfway over into my lane, 

Still working on the makeup. 

As a man, 

I don't scare easily.

GAH!!
I lost my composure, and

I dropped

My portable electric shaver  , 

Which knocked 

The Mac Muffin breakfast

Out of my other hand. ! 

In all  the confusion of trying

To straighten out the car 

Using my knees to drive 

the steering wheel, 

I knocked 

My Cell phone 

Away from my ear 

Which fell 

Into the large hot coffee  

Between my legs! 

WHICH Splashed, 

And burned 

Big Joe and the boy's,  

Ruined the phone, 

Soaked my pants, 

And disconnected a very

Important call!


Dad gum women drivers

especially when she just drove away.